Misstiff Lecture In Black Studies
Intro: “Welcome class, today our topic in African Studies will be demystifying the myth of the black phallus. It’s a hot topic that everyone is always wondering about so we will be going through a few reasons why the negro male typically has a much larger penis than other races.”This is a rough script, you don’t have to follow it exactly but it would be good to have some version of each point in there. Feel free to say it however you’d like but keep in mind this is more of a talking video so how you say and suggest things orally, slight body movements and facial expression will be really important.Reasons why they are bigger:1) In Africa, the men had been trained to be strong dominant warriors. They were the hunters that provided for their family and village. So their bodies built up a ton of muscle and durability by being active out in the heat. They would scavenge for food, run in the fields to hunt their prey and swing around like monkeys in the jungle with their uncut appendages swinging about. Africans actually did not conceal their penises in underwear like the western society. They let them hang out freely in order for them to grow to their true sizes. The heat caused swelling which in turn increased the size and girth of the penis. 2) Studies have shown individuals of African descent , as we will refer to them as, have larger asses in order to protect themselves from the harsh environment in Africa; especially the female of the race. This meant the negro male had to evolve in penis size to accommodate for their women’s larger behinds. To ensure a higher rate of reproduction.3) As mentioned earlier, unlike the western society, did not stunt their penis growth by containing it in underwear. By letting it dangle freely like a banana, the average flaccid size of a black dick–I mean penis grew to a far larger size than the average white male. An average flaccid white penis tends to be around 2-3 inches in length, whereas the negro counterpart is somewhere between 6-8 inches; over double the size. When erect, an average white penis is around 6 inches in length. Negroes have been found to be around 12 inches in length when erect. By displaying their third legs out in public, the negro female knew which male to reproduce with. Thus causing the average size of the black penis to increase through the breeding process.4) After being taken from the motherland and enslaved by the white man, they were further bred to be superior. Only the strong and most fertile men and women were chosen by process of elimination in order for them to work out in the fields. Each generation the superior gene was passed on. The more the black man evolved, the more the white man despised them. Rumors of the enormous black phallus spread among the white community. While the men continued despising them, the white women were intrigued. Whispers of the black genitalia continued to grow, as did their cocks. The women were giving them nicknames like, horse cock, monster dick, donkey dick, etc. This ultimately led to white females and negro males performing in sexual intercourse; resulting in numerous counts of interracial pregnancies across America.5) In a study at Harvard University, it was discovered that the negro male has the most potent and fertile seed. They had found the will to survive by procreation is far greater in the black population than any other. The study also mentioned the sperm from a black man is filled with more nutrients and proteins that guarantee a stronger and healthier offspring to pass their genes on to.6) Another study from Stanford University had found that the males require far more in order to maintain an erection due to the sheer size and girth of the black cock. By pumping more into the penis than the brain, they rely more on animalistic-type behaviors and tendencies especially during intercourse. Their actions begin to resemble that of monkeys, gorillas or even apes. They are driven by the sole purpose to breed and impregnate their chosen partner, often the white female.7) A couple of hundred years later and now the tables have turned on the white man. White females all around the world are now obsessed with the black phallus because black have been proven to be better sexual partners. Not only that, but the penis doesn’t seem to be getting any smaller either. In fact they keep getting bigger and bigger. Primarily due to the types of food they eat at home, for example fried chicken, kool-aid and watermelon. All of which are filled with protein and nutrients for the black penis. Just like in their homeland,need more room for their dicks to breathe and grow so they continue this tradition by wearing low hanging, baggy pants.Outro: “To conclude, we can see that by living in such harsh environments, they had to adapt their bodies and way of life in order to evolve and survive. Whether that was through the nat
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