Dude, Where's My Vag
Katy Faery walks into the living room on the phone with a friend. She plops down on the couch in an all white outfit, and black heels. Katy thanks her friend on the phone for introducing her to a new spiritual store, "Yeah, I got the 'transformation' stones, have you heard of those?" Katy explains what all she purchased from this "New Age" store. The transformation stones she bought came in a tiny black bag, with a small note that had written instructions. Katy tells her friend that she thinks tonight is the best night for her to try out these stones- since it's a full moon, and that's the best time for "spiritual stuff". She let's her friend know that she’s a little tired, and she wants to try out the transformation stone, now. Katy hangs up, and looks at the note. "Ok, what is this stuff all about?" Katy reads from the note included with her stones, "Place these under your head as you rest, when you awake...A new you, you will greet." Katy rolls her eyes a bit, and tucks the note back in the tiny black sack with the stones. "Well, here goes nothing." Katy completely ignores the back of her transformation stones note, which reads "DO NOT USE ON FULL MOON." Katy places the stones under her pillow, and lays down for a nap. To her surprise, when Katy wakes up- she has a giant cock between her legs! She yawns, and stretches her arms, unaware of her current "situation"... But then she runs her hand down and notices something strange. Katy gasps as she lifts her skirt, to reveal a large penis that has grown between her legs. "What is that?!" Katy sits up, confused, and pinches herself to make sure it's not a dream. She grabs the transformation stones from under her pillow. and she remembers what she has done. "That is NOT the transformation I was talking about!" Katy pokes at her huge cock, frustrated and scared. She grabs her phone, and frantically searches for the name of the store she went to. Katy calls the store and argues with the store manager, "...Yeah, I have a problem with them. I have a... Penis!" The manager explains to Katy on the phone that tonight is the full moon, and asks if she read the card. Katy is furious and insists she read all of the note. She yells at the manager for not telling her there was something important she needed to read, and the manager hangs up on her. Katy freaks out, "There has to be something to make it go away! A reverse spell...Or something." She pokes at her cock, disgusted.. "I've never been so happy to have a vagina, and I want it back so bad. It's all vein-y and large..." Katy decides to call her friend who recommended the shop in the first place- maybe she will know how to make it go away. Katy calls her friend, and tells her on the phone what happened. "I have a giant cock! ...No, not like a rooster, a DICK!" Katy starts to stroke her cock, trying to get it to go down. "Jane, do you want to come over with your tiny little hands, and stroke it? So maybe it will go away?" Katy immediately apologizes to her friend, and tells her it must be the testosterone. "Is this what guys go through?!" She tells her friend she's sorry, and will have to call her back. Katy lays back, and starts to stroke her cock. "This is how guys get it to go down, right?" Katy decides to try to put her own cock in her mouth, and she starts to lick and suck the tip. She sucks her own cock for a bit, before giving up. Katy puts the stones back under her pillow, and she tries to go back to rest to see if it will magically change her back to a woman
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