POV: Human Ashtray for Bratty Raver
This rave is so lame and you're annoying the fuck out of me. Maybe the nicotine withdrawals are making me a cranky, bratty bitch, but I'm pretty sure you're the problem and what's giving me a headache (aside from the terrible music). Thank God I finally get a chance to drag you to the smoking section so I can smoke some goddamn fucking cigarettes. But since you've been running the ship all day, dragging me from stage to stage- I decide it's my turn to take control. I'm feeling extra sadistic and twisted today after putting up with your obnoxious personality just because you pay for everything for me all the time. So now, I need you to get down on your knees in front of everyone who could possibly be watching us at the festival to become my own personal human ashtray. And you're going to like it, because you're a fucking weak, simp-ass, bitch boy. So open your mouth and stick out your tongue! I'm going to blow all of my smoke in your face, then watch you eat my burnt ash and my butts before I finally ditch your pathetic loser ass because I am way too hot and cool to be seen with an ugly troll like you. I have pretty rave girl things to do. Sorry not sorry! Sucks to suck!
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